Happy place. (Taken with instagram)

He also vacuums, ladies. (Apparently, this is porn for married chicks. Please to enjoy.)

Gifts from my awesome Mom. She knows how to party, people. (Taken with instagram)

Gary Oldman in Red Riding Hood. Sad. But Gary Oldman gots to get paid, son. (Taken with instagram)

Just finished the last episode of Deadwood. Bereft. Why, HBO, why? (She says 5 years too late.) (Taken with instagram)

Fruit stickers from Lucky Peach. My favorite: “Suspiciously Foreign Tomato” (Taken with instagram)